Monday, 6 April 2009

Two tone travesty

Those shoes look as though they are plotting to take over the world. They are just so big and menacing and unmoveable. They look like what a female Stormtrooper might wear (something to do with Star Wars, I believe, I'm not too sure how I know about it to be honest). Yeesh! Where did you find them?

I think they might truly be one of the most revolting things I have ever seen. Good call. I now propose that we attempt to destroy them before they conquer earth and make us their slaves. We could creep up on them wearing the two tone Chanel tights in order to confuse them into thinking we might be distant relatives, then by the time they have worked it out they will be done for. Hahahaaahaaahaaaa!!! Who's with me?!

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