Thursday, 29 January 2009
Is the Ugly Shoe this seasons frock/top/coat with a valance? I am beginning to suspect it might well be. This shoe offended me this morning. They remind me of Nicholas Lyndhurst in an ill fitting suit. All angles at the top and excessive and unnecessary volume at the bottom. I mean LOOK at them. Naughty Jill Sander for thinking they were a good idea.
Friday, 23 January 2009
To start us off as we mean to go on, I present the Yves Saint Laurent caged boot.
There are no words. Honestly. Not a sausage.
I am attending a hat party in a couple of weeks, and I have the most sublime little feathered, be-veiled concoction that I want to wear. I think a hat like that cries out wantonly for a costumey outfit to accompany it, and I think I might have hit the jackpot with this. I would wear it with those ludicrous heels that I bought for my sister's wedding before I succumbed to the Miu Mius, and probably a couple of ropes of pearls around the wrists, although I imagine you would advise something nastier on the jewellery front. And then naturally the smokiest eye known to humanity, darker even than my blackest mood on a dark day in February.
So spill. But before you do so I should warn you that I have already bought it (although the tags are still on) and I have just eaten something for lunch with the word SUPERFOOD in the title (oh the horror!), in an effort to look slightly more fabulous in it, so temper your comments accordingly if you would.