I'm Not In Love

I'm not in love, so don't forget it

It's just a silly phase I'm going through

And just because I call you up

Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made

I'm not in love, no-no

I like to see you, but then again

That doesn't mean you mean that much to me

So if I call you, don't make a fuss

Don't tell your friends about the two of us

I'm not in love, no-no

I keep your picture upon the wall

It hides a nasty stain that's lyin' there

So don't you ask me to give it back

I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me

I'm not in love, no-no

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me

Ooh, you'll wait a long time

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me

Ooh, you'll wait a long time

I'm not in love, so don't forget it

It's just a silly phase I'm going through

And just because I call you up

Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made, ooh

I'm not in love, I'm not in love...

That boy has clearly got it bad, who's he kidding? But thanks 10cc for illustrating my point, because that top is not giving me the loving feelings. Oh, no. Not one bit of it. It doesn't make me feel weak at the knees, light headed, giddy and joyful. I wouldn't blush and play with my hair every time it entered the room. I wouldn't hope it would accidentally brush up against me in the corridor and then swear blind that it meant something.

I just don't love it. Not even a vague crush. The shape just isn't cute. It is so shapeless and unappealing. Why is the hem so high at the front? And the pattern is a bit bleurgh too. It is too muddled and busy. And definitely too Chelsea, except actually its ruder and louder younger sibling because Chelsea is too good for that kind of thing.

So I empathise with your lack of toppage, but please carry on looking coz that one just ain't cute. Look darlin', don't be sad, there are plenty more good ones out there, you don't need to lower your standards, something else will come along... you'll see.