Monday 29 June 2009

A Change Would Do You Good

For the love of God, when will she be washing the damn thing? Or does she have multiple versions of the same dress?

Really, I start hitting the prozac or the bottle if I wear the same outfit twice in a fortnight. And if I was going to set about on such a hideous experiment I would at least pick something cute to wear. For A Year. She is clearly a masochist of the most hardcore variety, there is no other explanation. Although there is a man I know who owns an undisclosed number of trekking shirts that are exactly the same and it wouldn't occur to me for a second to judge him, so maybe I should be more charitable towards Ms. Matheiken. Maybe.

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