Jordan is such a tireless self-promoter. But evidently she is taking some time off thinking about herself in order to advertise the plight of this little fella.
And what a way she chose to do it! That takes some imagination.
What really takes me by surprise with this whole debacle (the split, not the hideous gold outfit and the dead look in her eye) is that I am squarely on Team Andre.
I didn't see that coming.
Oh, and probably the less said about the che-faux the better. Plus, in a room of terminally tanned people she looks positively radioactive.