Do you have a train buddy? Not an actual PAL that you talk to on the train or anything, but someone who is there every morning, at the same time and in the same carriage as you. Occasionally there is a brief nod of acknowledgement or the briefest of smiles exchanged between you but NEVER any conversation. And if you ever spot them out of context it is both confusing and WRONG.
Well I my train buddy, to whom I have remained loyal for an entire year now, has got himself one of these LUDICROUS bags. My brief smile this morning because an open mouthed gape of horror when I spotted his humorous sac.
I shall be moving up the platform tomorrow am.