Armadillo!

I know we're in the midst of a credit crunch. But I didn't know that I am at threat of actually being crunched. Am I? It's the only reason I can think of to explain why so many shops are trying to sell me little outfits that make me look as though I have my very own exoskeleton.

The colour of this dress is just gorgeous. The fact that it is reminiscent of an armildillo is not. Please, take a moment to compare and contrast:

Alarmingly similar, no?