Seriously. When did a puffa become fit for the cover of a high end fashion rag? They are clearly only for schlepping around Walford or for keeping warm on mountain climbs. THAT'S IT!
And honestly, the less said about Kate Moss the better. I thought about posting one of those pictures doing the rounds at the mo where she looks as rough as old boots, but I decided to rise above it instead. I do wish she would just scarper, though.
Or actually, with her new cheeky cock-er-nee chimney sweep garb maybe she could go to Albert Square and have a bitch fight with Bianca. You know, lots of pulling hair and snarling. That would definitely be a ratings booster. Innniiiiiiiiitt!!!
4 days ago