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Ha! Ha! Loving the Telegraph's Celebrity fashion lookalikes

(Images via Daily Telegraph)

Cover Girl

I have to confess that I am no longer Kate Moss's biggest fan, but I can't deny how absolutely stunning she looks on the cover of W.

A Walk in the Park(a)

It seems that every year as winter is drawing in (or, you know, mid-summer) I start having fantasies about parkas. Well this year I really have something to drool over with the birth of the.... (drumroll) ... posh parka!



Like these ones by Altuzarra. I love them. A bit luxe. A bit grungey. But super practical, go with everything, warm and dry. Love them. Must have one.



I like the luxe idea. Good with dresses, but makes you look less slobby in casual clothes. I think I have found my must have item of the new season.


(Via Style)

Apparently the inspiration for the Altuzarra parkas was Kate Moss in the 90s wearing it over evening dresses.



And that was the era when I still liked La Moss, so I think I'm ok with that.


(Via Vogue)

And if the Altuzzara one is too hideously expensive then Diesel Black Gold do something along the same lines.


(Via Diesel)

If only it had a big furry collar too. Coz I'd want that. Obvs.

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

(Via Grazia)

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BORING!

And anyway, didn't she used to be stylish?


(Via Glamour)

I know... miaow! Saucer of milk? But really! It is just B.O.R.I.N.G.

Puff Piece

Seriously. When did a puffa become fit for the cover of a high end fashion rag? They are clearly only for schlepping around Walford or for keeping warm on mountain climbs. THAT'S IT!

And honestly, the less said about Kate Moss the better. I thought about posting one of those pictures doing the rounds at the mo where she looks as rough as old boots, but I decided to rise above it instead. I do wish she would just scarper, though.

Or actually, with her new cheeky cock-er-nee chimney sweep garb maybe she could go to Albert Square and have a bitch fight with Bianca. You know, lots of pulling hair and snarling. That would definitely be a ratings booster. Innniiiiiiiiitt!!!

Sheerness v/s Sheerness

I tell you what, I am sick of seeing people's pants and bras winking at me from 'underneath' their summer outfits. And whilst I'm sure that Sheerness is a lovely little spot on the Kent coast, sheerness of the other kind isn't always a good thing. I walked behind a woman this morning who was wearing an ACTUAL see though dress, and believe me, she shouldn't have been. Just because it's hot, surely some rules of modesty still apply? I don't geddit. And I don't like it.

Hair Suit

Hairy clothes scare me. I keep thinking Kate Moss is the tooth part of this particular teratoma.

Aggggh there are more. Jean-Charles de Castelbajac has made Sonia Rykiel's HEAD into a frock. I mean, there's praise, and there's hero worship and then there's your ACTUAL HEAD AS A FROCK. Hmmmm.

In fact her ability to inspire seems to be as contagious as The Swine. Hold on to your hats! I suspect more clothes-complete-with-tresses will be heading our way.

(Both images via The Glamouri)

Short Reprise

(Image via Fashion Squad)

I do like a short yes! But not on me. NEVER on me in fact. I haven't worn such a thing since about 1992 and that's the way it's going to stay. Actually I'm completely lying, I do have a pair but they're kind of long and baggy but tailored, but not quite a culotte. They sound pretty bad just explaining them akshully. They make me look like a squat goth boy scout, but I always drag them out at least once during the summer and then regret it about 20 minutes after leaving the house in them when passers by stare and point and ask where my woggle is. I am prepared to try a cut off denim with a tanned leg a la Julia Restoin-Roitfeld when safely ensconced in some Greek hideaway where only people whose sun tan lotion is dripping in to their eyes will see me and I won't look so bad.

Go for it though I say. I particularly like the one from Whistles. The To'Sho pair seem a bit - wide. Sort of flappy, but I like the slim proportions of the first pair a lot.

Will you wear them with a tight or a bare leg though? I'm not completely convinced on a short with a tight. I like a straggly cut off denim with an opaque and a fierce heel, but I' not mega keen on something more tailored with a covered up leg. There is no real reason why not, it just seems a bit interseasony. Not quite THIS interseasony but, you know?

(Image via The Insider)

OVER IT!!

I know that neither of us want to lower C.O.N.C. to the level of a slanging match, but I really wish that Miss. Moss would just go away.

I am bored of her in the extreme . I don't even have the energy or the inclination to discuss her range, I'm afraid, except to say that I would not consider for a moment buying a single piece of it.

I am with Marianne who has suggested that she is a style vulture or vampire. And in these times of belt tightening I find her hedonistic ways distasteful and slightly boring. So, if you wouldn't mind, Kate, could you just go and retire and remove yourself from my radar? There's a love.