Oh My Gosh

(Image via Kurt Geiger)

Gosh. That is both the name of this shoe and my reaction when I saw it.

It is not pussy footing around, is it?

Stripper shoe platform? CHECK

Purple snakeskin? CHECK

Chains? CHECK

Metal studs? CHECK

I know it is wrong and yet my Evil Shoe Twin has awoken in me once again, because I kinda love it. Please show me the error of my ways.