Cry Wolf

As the lovely Shakira says...there's a she wolf in your closest. Let her out so she can breath.

Then she pants and howls. You've got to love Shakira. Quite quite mad. And bendy, so bendy. That's a whole lotta shoe hot stuff. As long as you can walk in them in a normal human way rather than a little pony like trot I'm all for it.

Oh My Gosh

(Image via Kurt Geiger)

Gosh. That is both the name of this shoe and my reaction when I saw it.

It is not pussy footing around, is it?

Stripper shoe platform? CHECK

Purple snakeskin? CHECK

Chains? CHECK

Metal studs? CHECK

I know it is wrong and yet my Evil Shoe Twin has awoken in me once again, because I kinda love it. Please show me the error of my ways.