When will I, will I be famous? I can't answer. I can't answer that. When will I see my picture in the paper? I can't answer. I can't answer that.

I know these are dark days. I know that we are casting around desperately for some kind of relief from all the gloom about the state of the economy. But I question the sense in turning to the Goss brothers and "the other one" for sartorial inspiration. And yet apparently it seems to have happened:

Why?