Wednesday 1 July 2009

I Rest(oin) My Case

Or actually, your case, as I know you loved her first. But I have come round and find myself quite smitten too. Quite how she manages to wear this tiny scrap of spangly material and not look in the least slutty I suspect might remain one of the great eternal mysteries of our time.

And look at those hips. Don't you hate it when magazines tout how great these "curvy" celebrities look when actually all they have done to differentiate themselves from the thinner slebs is maybe eat breakfast and jut out a hip? But this girl has CURVES. Grrrrr! Yeah! Awesome!

Slightly concerned that her intimates appear to be emitting light though...

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