(Image via Asos)
OK, people, you have to help me out here.
What exactly is going on in this picture?
a) A small lizard is nestling on her ear.
b) She is appearing in a fashionable remake of Star Trek.
c) Swarovski has started making blue tooth headsets.
d) She is attempting to hawk a really hideous ear cuff, quite possibly the nastiest piece of jewellery I have ever seen.
Oh, and where have I seen this girl before? Was she on Britain's Next Top Model? I always find it disoncerting when you see people from modelling shows actually, you know, modelling. It just doesn't seem right some how.