Well! Pull up a chair and let me tell you about what an unmitigated disastaire it was on me.
It makes me look like a lampshade. It is thrice valanced. It is too long. My ill proportioned shoulders want to burst out of it - literally, I swear I could hear the polyester straaaaining. It is at the same time weirdly baggy at the waist. All in all it is not a good look for me.
It is going back.
(The print, which neither of us could really make out from the Lilliputian image is lovely. But, you know, whatevs.)