Go Medieval on Your Ass

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Gosh, I think I might kind of love this dress. What with the shoulders that would secure me at least an extra foot of space on the tube of a morning.

I am concerned, however, that I might look as though I should accessorise it with one of these...

Is it too Medieval? Would I have to change my name to Elfryth or something? Because I am quite attached to my own name. I'm not sure I could make the sacrifice.