Unitardy

Can anyone tell me in what context these hideous wet look unitards would be desirable?

Except, you know, as an instrument of torture?

I seriously don't understand what situation would ever cause you to think "awesome, I'll whip out the most unflattering item of clothing in the world to wear to Aunt Bea's bingo night/my annual public ritual humiliation".

(Images via Asos)

This girl is very slim and still looks as though she has come down with a terrible case of back fat. I don;t think I have ever encountered a more discrimanatory item of clothing. And, so that I can feel better, I will happily judge anyone I see wearing one. But I have true faith that I never ever will. Women aren't complete sadists, surely.