Monday, 10 August 2009

A Well Turned Calf

I think that is what is needed. If you don't have one handy, furgeddaboudit. But you do, as you have aptly demonstrated in the past.

Interestingly, this is the kind of shoe that in the past has turned my stomach, but now I feel myself warming to them. Not on me, of course, I don't need any help in making my legs look any more generous. But on you... oh yes! I think it just might work.

As long as they aren't flesh coloured, in which case they look as if a stray paper bag has been blown around a poor unfortunate's pins, and they don't render the wearer ankle-less, then maybe they are ok.

Are you going to get some or is it hypothetical?

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