2 days ago
Wednesday, 10 November 2010
At the Drop of a Hat
I swear to God, if I see another grown woman in one of these hideous River Island panda hats I won't be held accountable for my actions. It might be cold, but you are still visible.
And Katy Perry should never be considered a suitable guide for your own sartorial choices. Never.
An animal shouldn't be sitting upon your bonce unless you are under six. I thought that was understood.
And to make it worse River Island have knitted a whole menagerie of other cute little forest creatures that you can humiliate yourself by wearing in public, in full sight of others. Knock yourself out.
Unfortunately I do find this one quite cute. Possibly because señor raccoon looks like he is wearing a little Mexican bandit mask, and there is nothing cooler than that.
(Via River Island)
But I would certainly never wear it. Heaven forbid.