Blue Monday

(Via Daily Mail)

Oh dear God, no.

What Katy Did

(Via Go Fug Yourself)

I know that Katy Perry is all wacky and kooky and quirky and booby, and that's her schtick, but seriously?!?

WTF?

At the Drop of a Hat

I swear to God, if I see another grown woman in one of these hideous River Island panda hats I won't be held accountable for my actions. It might be cold, but you are still visible.



And Katy Perry should never be considered a suitable guide for your own sartorial choices. Never.



An animal shouldn't be sitting upon your bonce unless you are under six. I thought that was understood.



And to make it worse River Island have knitted a whole menagerie of other cute little forest creatures that you can humiliate yourself by wearing in public, in full sight of others. Knock yourself out.









Unfortunately I do find this one quite cute. Possibly because señor raccoon looks like he is wearing a little Mexican bandit mask, and there is nothing cooler than that.


(Via River Island)

But I would certainly never wear it. Heaven forbid.

A Rewarding Experience

Here are my favourite outfits from the MTV Movie Awards. Don't they both look fresh and summery and naturally pretty?





And my least favourite?


(Images via Glamour)

Hmm, yes. The only thing I couldn't decide was which of her three outfits I liked least.