2 hours ago
Tuesday, 24 August 2010
So, you know I have been lusting after a cape? Well, my desire took a bit of a cold shower the other day. In Clapham (a place that seems an utterly incongrous location for my First Cape Spotting) I saw a girl wearing a huge navy cape, like a traditional nurse's cape. It went to the floor, and the poor thing was drowning in it. The only excuse for this that I could surmise was that she was actually certifiable. Or indeed certified and had stolen the ward matron's cape as she escaped the confines of a secure unit.
I'm still optimistic that this is a trend that I will want to, ahem, commit myself to. I am waiting with bated breath for the proof and will just put this disturbing experience behind me.