9 hours ago
Friday, 13 August 2010
Smize and the World Smizes With You
God love Tyra and her smizing. Ha, ha! That woman is as mad as a satchel.
Did you see her on ANTM when she was a super heroine (Super Smize) who could destroy people with her smize? Glorious.
Let me know how Womanity smells. But please don't actually buy it or start wearing a metal headpiece. I swear I will never speak to you again.