Cute or Not Cute?: Hard Act(or) to Follow

Welcome to Lucinda's Rapid Reviews at the SAG Awards. Drum roll please...

Ashlee Simpson

I hate the netting and the dress is kinda dull for something covered in sequins/beading. Cute hair though.

Stacey Kiebler

Cute enough, her figure looks great but not wildly exciting.

Sofia Vergara

Great colour and draping.

Amber Heard

Love the shape at the top and the cut outs. Not so sure about what's happeing below the knee. Too much fabric. She looks great in black.

Angelina Jolie

Is that pleather? Hmmm, no.

????

Sorry young lady, I don't know who you are. But if it is any consolation I love your dress.

Berenice Bejo

She is charm personified. But her dress is boring.

Emily Blunt

The shape of this dress doesn't wow me. But the colour is so utterly stunning that I would forgive her anything.

Bijou Phillips

My eyes! This is so hideous I don't even know where to start. I don't think there are many places this would be ok but the red carpet sure as hell isn't one of them.

Jessica Chastain

The colour is lovely but the shape really does nothing for her, unless it was meant to make her look boxy. In which case, as you were.

Diane Lane

Glorious lady. Blah dress.

Diana Agron

Lovely colour, don't like the frill and the shape doesn't seem entirely flattering. Where is her waist?

Emma Stone

Adorable in McQueen. Love, love, love the length.

Glen Close

She looks great but the dress is pretty dated and I hate the sleeves.

Heather Morris

Hideous.

Jane Krakowski

Adorable. Such a great shape dress and the lingerie style insert really works. Hmmm, elegant and sexy. Very nicely done.

Judy Greer

I love this. So young and fresh and sweet. Might be a favourite.

Juliana Marguiles

She looks lovely but I don't think the dress is very interesting. Well, maybe the texture is but the shape and colour are yawnsville.

Julie Bowen

Lovely colour but the shape is weird, particularly the heaviness of the shoulders.

Kelly Osbourne

Why is Kels trying to bleach the colour out of her life? Off-white hair and off-white dress is just zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Kirsten Wiig

I hate the choker. Hate it so much I can't even think about the rest of it.

Kyra Sedgwick

Colour is lovely, shape is lovely, cutouts are lovely, ruined by wearing her hair down. OK, maybe not ruined, but definitely marred.

Lea Michele

For the love of god, woman, put it away!

Meryl Streep

So Meryl, you're great, and you look really happy, so I'm going to leave it at that.

Michelle Williams

Oh Michelle! My heart is about to burst clear out of my chest, full as it is with love for you in this outfit. Stunning. I almost forgive you for posing in your undies for a men's mag.

Octavia Spencer

The colour is terribly pretty, but it just looks as though she has a (admittedly very nice) towel wrapped round her waist. Which the last time I looked wasn't a great look for the red carpet.

Rose Byrne

Squeal! Love her hair! Squeal! Love her jumpsuit! The colour, the texture, the jumpsuity ness of it all. If only it was juast a hair shorter to see a smidge of shoe. You know, just so you know they are there.

Zoe Saldana

I do actually like this, but I wish the underneath looked marginally less like a wife beater. it is just a slightly strange combo.

Shailene Woodley

I went to see the Descendants the other day and Ms Woodley here was very good in it. I also spent much of the film jealous about what an amazing figure she has, so it seems a shame that she has hidden so much of it. I like the pattern though.

Tilda Swinton