In One(sie) Fell Swoop

Is this not truly the most hideous thing you have ever seen? It makes me shudder.

And as if the front wasn't bad enough take a gander round the back. Saggy bum anyone? Plus this is made for adults. Who in their right mind would wear this over the age of thirteen? And I also saw versions that would make you look like a dalmation. I ask you.

 Fortunately I then saw this pair. Aren't they dreamy? I would feel like a twenties film star in them. Palazzos and a crop top for nightwear? Oh so chic, wouldn't you agree? Hmm, I'm ready to be in my bed.

(Images via Topshop)