Thursday, 15 March 2012

Toe the Line

We all know what this is. The dreaded camel toe. Not anything that any of us want to sport. I've always thought the solution was not to wear tight trousers and to avoid jumpsuits like the plague. Which, considering my curvy frame was pretty much my mantra anyway.

But apparently I was all wrong. You can wear excessively tight trousers whose only desire is to slice you up the delicates. You just need to insert the Smooth Groove into your undercrackers and voila! Camel toe be gone!

(Images via Marie Clair, Daily Telegraph)

Right, yeah, I'm sure they'll catch on. Just count me out. Ick.

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