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Ha! Ha! Loving the Telegraph's Celebrity fashion lookalikes

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Lo-han Behold

JESUS H CHRIST! I think I have found singularly the least desirable item ever created.



And as if my eyes weren't proof enough of that, the lovely people at Asos have added a few words to deter those who might, for one brief second, have thought they maybe needed this monstrosity in their lives:

"Latex bodice catsuit as seen on Lindsay Lohan."


(Images via Asos)

The prosecution rests.

She Kissed a Girl

Yes, I can't quite imagine who would have signed off on our Linds being a good spokesperson for a faux bronzing product. You can barely move for pics of her with an orange face and regular colour elsewhere, or just out and out neon.

(Image via Lohan Online)

At least she doesn't look like this though. What is going on there do you suppose?

(Image via Not So Humble Opinion)

I am mostly just a bit put out that she is no longer delighting in a spot of sapphic love. I liked lesbiana Linds. She was a nice weight, a nice colour and a nice state of not crashing her car while drunk and/or high. I do hope she isn't going to go back to that and then start sleeping with douche bags like Calum Best again.

Woaaaah there Lindsay!

Oh good GRIEF! I bloody love it! LiLo is launching her own range of tanning products. Man alive. First it was the leggings:

(Image via Gurl About Town)

and now it's tan in a can. Now you know me. If I'm not an unnatural shade of burnt umber I don't feel...quite myself. And I often have camouflaged knuckles. If I were dropped in to a pile of saffron strands I would be hidden from view for at least, like 2-3 days (depending on which brand was on special at Superdrug that week.)

I'm fond of Lindsay. I even watched Mean Girls all the way through (that's two films in two days, I'm like a C.O.N.Cing Barry Norman here!) But because just she's down with the wosit tinge I don't think she makes the best ambassador for a range.

(Image via Daily Mail)

I hope they mentioned blending to her at the marketing briefing. And the importance of exfoliation and moisturisation. And that feet and ankles need love too.