Sword and Sandals

It is December. It is cold and wet. So what do I want to put on my feet? Wellington boots? No. Uggs? Oh hell no!

No, I want sandals.

Yup, you heard me right. Sandals. I know it's crazy. I know that.

There is nothing that makes the foot look better than a sandal to my mind. It is very seductive to reveal the foot in that way. And here are some of my current favourties.

Why is it that something that is totally inappropriate is so much more desirable and what does it say about me?

 Alexander Wang

 Camilla Skovgaard

 Chloe

 Dolce & Gabbana

 Jimmy Choo

 Ralph Lauren

 Reed Krakoff

 Roberto Cavalli

Valentino

(Images via Net a Porter)

Happy Halloween!

Hey guys, it's not too late if you want to find an outfit for Halloween. Channel Thriller-era MJ with this Alexander Wang jacket.

Oh, sorry, ignore me, apparently this jacket isn't a joke. My mistake.

Butter Wouldn't Melt

I'm thinking that butterscotch is probably an impossible colour to carry off. Especially for milky-fleshed blondes.


(Via Selfridges)

But this Alexander Wang dress has me drooling. Don't worry, I'll clear it up. I promise. (Slurp.)

Pale and Wan(g)

I was, rather marvellously, given a Selfridges gift card. Now that is the kind of gift a girl could get really excited about. And maybe it was just sales ennui, but I was utterly uninspired by what was on offer. I know, I should be patient and wait until the full ranges of s/s are in stock, but sometimes I just want to shop. Like, now. Like right this minute. You know?



This Alexander Wang dress was the one saving grace. It is lovely. The only down sides being that I don't think it would keep the essentials covered. That chest holster looks liable to only hold the daintiest, ahem, weapons. And I think I might ooze like melted bree out of the hip cutouts. Nice image, huh?!


(Via Net a Porter)

Doesnt' stop me loving it though. And I could always do with inspiration to get down to the gym more often.

S'il Vous Plait

Alexander Wang sent his models down the runway with great thick rope-like plaits.

It makes me jealous. I wish my hair was long enough and thick enough to do that.

(Images via Fashion Copious)

Mostly because I want to look like Lucy Honeychurch. Obviously.