I've Got the Key(s), I've Got the Secret

If the rumours are to be believed Miss Keys here is up the duff. Congratulations!

Even more hearty congratulations though for the fact that you have managed to house your body in something that is whimsical and pretty and not entirely hideous.

You know, like this:



Or this:



Or this:


(Images via Glamour and Go Fug Yourself)

You must be so proud!