How on earth has this happened?

Marisa, you naughty little minx! You've only made me have to admit that there is an item of clothing in this world with a pesky Versace label tacked into it that I actually like. And not just that. Oh, no! I (whisper it) love it! It was my highlight of the night. It is just so foldy and sharp and twisty and drapey. And the colour is oh so intriguing. It manages to be avant garde with the origami shapes and yet terribly pretty. It is part Tilda Swinton and part Penelope Cruz. Which just smacks of a good thing to me.
What say you?