I feel as though I must have offended you on a deep and profound level. Every time I open our charming little blog your lack of a response slaps me sharply round the face like a reproach. And leaves an ugly red blemish on my soul.
Was it the tasteless yellow parka? Did I go a step too far down the nasty path of hideous but fabulous, so you were concerned I might never find the way back to Chic-ville?
Was it the terrible pun headline? Even at the time I thought it might be a little foolish, but now I positively shudder every time I read it, feeling your judgement bearing down on me.
How can I win you back? Will you ever trust my taste again? Please tell me there is something I can do! PLEASE!!!!
1 day ago