Bite Your Tongue

I don't thing there is much more to be said about Miley Cyrus and her cringe-inducing VMA performance. But dear lord if there is one positive thing that can come out of this can it be her realising that sticking your tongue out until you're about to be sick is really not very attractive?

Up in Her Grill

I'm not alone in really hating grills am I? Beyonce, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus and now Madge. Let's stop the madness shall we?

Short Back and Sides

I'm not wild about Miley Cyrus, but I am seriously wild about her hair. Love, love, love it.  Partly, it has to be said, because it is basically the same as my haircut. I think she looks bitchin'.

By a Country Mile(y)

I saw this lovely dress by D&G. I wasn't lusting after it but I thought it was terribly pretty.


(Via Net a Porter)

There's really nothing like the wrong sleb wearing it to put you off though, huh?


(Via Go Fug Yourself)

Run a Mile(y)

(Image via Glamour Magazine)

Dude, please tell me I am not alone in being TOTALLY, 100% over Miley Cyrus.