High Brow

Scan-daaaal! Kate Middleton... The D of C... sporting a Scouse brow? Oh the horror!

But before we all have kittens I don't think a strong brow and a scouse brow are exactly the same thing. Surely the Scouse brow has to be accompanied by the whole make up case and more than your fair share of silicone implant. And we can hardly accuse Kate of that. Perish the thought. Shudder!

(Image via Benefit)

I like the strong brow. And I bought this fabulous product called Brow Zings from Benefit. With my rookie touch though, I did start to resemble one of our ladies from the north.

But I'm sure with a little practise I will be able to look a little more high fashion.

Take a Brow

I didn't watch Desperate Scousewives last night. Did you? But I just couldn't stop myself from commenting on the 'Scouse Brow' as modeled by many of the stars of the show.

Dude, it is quite a look.

See how this sweet looking model is transformed.

(Images via Daily Mail)

I love a strong brow but this is so extreme. Particularly the squareness of it. It is a pretty draggy look. But to be honest I would rather sport those than super skinny over-plucked brows.

The Second Coming of Kristen

While I agree that the bleached (or, heaven forbid, the shaved eyebrow) is not for the faint hearted, or for those that enjoy looking, like, pretty, there is nothing else that reminds me so much of Kristen McMenamy. And I loved her.

She was really big in the 90s, if you recall, and had a really weird look, which was made even weirder and more fabulous when she had bleached eyebrows.

You see?

If it meant she was on the scene again to relaunch the albino brow, then I would be all for it. Ooh, apparently she is gracing the cover of Italian Vogue sans brows. The excitement!!

I also really loved the look on Karen Elson.

Actually, who am I kidding, I think it looks awesome on the catwalk and other fashion based situations. It is so alien-esque and bizarre and wonderful.

But admittedly probably not for us mere mortals... Do not fret, I won't be trying it myself.

Brow Beaten

(Images via Daily Mail)

According to The Daily Mail, we're all bleaching our eyebrows. Apparently 'this small but significant statement is rapidly becoming a trend in high fashion circles.' How high? Uber high? I haven't seen no one in the real with bleached brows man.

If it looks like that on this lot, imagine what it might look like on a muggle.

Doesn't bear thinking about does it?