Wednesday, 9 May 2012

The Met Ball - The Hideous

Anja Rubik

Saggy satin bandages and a nobbly hip bone. Yuck.
Chloe Sevigny

Bad hair and welded cds dress. I suppose we need to find some use for them.
Coco Rocha

Apparently this used to belong to Elizabeth Taylor. Doesn't make it any less ugly.
Eva Mendes

I think this is meant for someone twice the size. And the black and white pom poms on the orange are just plain weird.

Florence Welch

Oh lord, Florence is getting closer and closer to flouncy toilet doll territory.
Isabeli Fontana

Proof that even the most beautiful women in the world don't always get it right.

Jessica Chastain

I don't know why she never looks that great. Here is another horrible dress that looks like a cage that is forcing her (undoubtedly minimal) hip fat to squeeze out between its cruel metal bars.
Kristen Stewart

I know it is Balenciaga, but it is still hideous. Especially the shoes. Shudder!
Leighton Meester

It makes her look the size of a house, which I'm sure she isn't. Sheer, gold and exploding tulle, note to self never to try this combo. Also, does her face look weirdly bronzed to you?
(Images via Daily Telegraph)
Renee Zellweger

Renee, I don't want to be mean, but are you even working anymore? It seems to me you should have enough time to lay low until that terrible curtains hair do has grown out. And in the meantime maybe you could discover a less yawnsome taste in dresses. That'd be wicked.

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