Baby Gaga

Ha! Gaga has been boring me slightly recently.



So I'm very glad to see she is back on form with her spoof baby clothing range, Gaga Goo Goo.



These pictures have officially made my day.




(Via Daily Telegraph)

A Case in Point

I know this probably makes me terribly old fashioned and boring but this trend for pointy nails alarms me. I mean, dude, an innocent eye rub and WHAM! scratched cornea. Don't you think?


(Via WAH Nails)

And what with Jessie J and Gaga on the case I feel like this might well take off and there will be the risk of nail stabbings in any number of situations.



I'm scared.



I don't like it.

Boy, oh Boy

Dude! Did you know that the guy in the Born This Way Video



and the Mugler ads actually looks that way? You know, like all the time? He is tattooed up the wazoo. (Well, I don't know about the actual wazoo, it seems impolite to ask.) But you know what I mean. He goes by the name Zombie Boy.



I can't quite work out whether it's kinda hot (he is definitely hot in the video) or kinda weird. You know, like how you'd feel walking down the street with him. And what it might say about his mental wellbeing.



Trust Gaga to get everyone talking again, though, huh?

SHE'S BACK!

(Via Go Fug Yourself)

Rain Rain Go Away!

I know it's raining, I know it's not very nice, I know that holding an umbrella while trying to navigate busy streets can be a bit demanding. But there is no excuse for walking around with an umbrella hat.

Unless obviously you are Gaga, coz I don't think she is trying to protect herself from the rain so that makes it all ok. OK?

Meat and Two Veg

(Excuse the headline, I know the penis allegations were some time ago but I couldn't resist. It just seemed fitting somehow.)


(Via Go Fug Yourself)

I am off my game. I have passed my prime. I am old hat. I am, indeed, thoroughly ashamed of myself.

Because something momentous happened, and I didn't know. It took a man, and a hetero one at that, to point out to me that Gaga was parading around in public in a dress that she had fashioned at her local butcher's shop. She looks like a walking Gunther von Hagens exhibit.

Lawks a lordy! How did she think of that? Why did she think of that? And was everyone supplied with nose plugs to conquer the god-awful smell that must have been emanating from that meaty beast?

These are the important questions. I think it only fair to demand they are answered.

On another note... Cher! I mean, honestly, there are no words...

Today's Gaga

Have you seen these pictures of Gaga as "Joe Calderone"?










(Images via Fashion Copious)

HOT!

Today's Gaga

I mean... obviously...

Today's Gaga

Quite enjoying the Alejandro video.














(Images via Nicola Formichetti)

Except is it just me or is there some Latin American Military dictatorship vibe going on? Because I might have a problem with that.

Hold the Phone...!

I feel a little remiss in not having discussed this sooner. Although I imagine a suitable amount of fuss is already being made about this video that without my input there isn't a deafening silence on this issue.

But for the love of all that is good in the world, has there ever been a cooler pop music video? No, I didn't think so either.

She wears chains and sunglasses made out of lit and smoking cigarettes!



She weas studded leather and soda pop can hair rollers!



She wears police tape and nothing else! Scene of a crime?! I'll give you scene of a crime!



She wears a telephone as a hat!



She wears a telephone made out of her hair strapped over her eye! While serving poisoned food!



She wriggles about in a bikini made of the Stars and Stripes!



Awesome, n'est ce pas?

And while I appreciate Beyoncé's daring at being willing to take part in the crazy and potentially alienate some of her more conservative fans, I'm not entirely sure...

While Gaga is totally fierce and sexy but in a "I'm going to rip your throat out" way, B seems to have been styled like a sex doll. In fact, there is something quite Traci Lords in Cry Baby about her look.


(Images via ladygaga.com and gagadaily.com)

Which I loved on Traci Lords but I'm not entirely convinced Beyoncé can carry it off.



Particularly as the look has been combined with some sort of crazy member of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.



Weird, no?

Gonna See a Lady About a Dog

OK, so we all know how much I love Gaga. Right?



And that I have a soft spot for a dog in an outfit?



Ahhhh! I think I might just be in heaven...!



(Images via jessefriedin.com)

AWESOME!!!

Today's Gaga

Hey! Good timing! CONC is back and good ole Lady G was at the Grammy's yesterday.


(Image via Glamour magazine)

Life is sweet!