True to (Plat)form

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Kate Hudson looks insanely amazing in this Balmain mini, but someone please take her shoes out back and put them out of their misery.

Jeez Louise, how long is it going to take for platform pumps to die?

Come Back Kate! All is Forgiven!

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Strike While the Iron is Hot

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Doesn't ScarJo look awesome?! I am loving that dress. Different and sculptural without being ugly. And she carries off white without looking horribly bridal like Kate Hudson did when she was promoting Nine. If you recall.

And if you don't recall please feel free to re-live the horror:







Shudder!

The first dress looks like it was crafted out of royal icing for God's sake. And don't even get me started on the shoes...

Kate In The Day

OK, this doesn't happen often, so you might want to savour the moment. I do not know what to think of this dress. And it isn't even that I am indifferent to it. In some pictures I hate it and in others I think it is charming. Maybe it is the combination of being a. quite dull and b. a bit too fleshy with the cut outs. And yet not particularly fleshy at the same time. More bony. Both Kate in this pic and Kate in this pic seem to have pectorals instead of breasts. And before you start shouting at me it is not the flatness that I object to, more that the chestal area looks overly muscled. Or is that just me?

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Are Kate and Demi wearing the same shoes? Just a thought.

I tell you what I do know, though, I really hate the gold one. Is that gathering at the waist? Ick. The shoes look as though they might mean business, but I will leave the dress to you. I would even let you lean against me if you wanted. And I would never talk ad nauseum about the Butterscotch Stallion.

Liv looks like an Amazon, I do really love her. And Stella! You think she looks ok? Are you quite mad?? She looks like a character in a Jackie Collins novel for God's sake. No wonder she can't support her own head, her brain is clearly dribbling out of her ear. It reminds me of what Kylie wore on a talent show a while back.

I hated that too.

Cute Hudson Head Rest!

Well! Knock me down and call me...Hayley! Why not? It's what Ann & Stevo had me christened and apart from the hugely comedic references to my own personal comet and the irritating fact that I suffer from the hellish HAYfever (arf arf) it's a perfectly sound name. So yeah! Call me that. And don't actually knock me down. Instead lets just sit quietly, grab our lattes and take a look at Kate Hudson.

NICE! I love this frock. Love love love. I want it. In fact, I want to wear it to the next wedding (we've got another one coming up in June...expect me to start debating what to wear to it any day now...won't THAT be fun?) She has had loads of criticism for it, but I think it's awesome. I have always found KH slightly bland and would much prefer a bit of Goldie. And then there's the love life, I mean FOR REAL? Owen, not Owen, Owen again blah blah ad infinitum. I have no interest. But suddenly I'm starting to question myself.

She also looked mega mega at the Costume-Really-Long- Title do. I ADORE this too. I want to be her NBFF and get a loan of that bad boy. I'm even prepared to listen to the on again off again Oweness. (Well, I'll look like I'm listening, whilst scanning her walk in wardrobe for more delicious finds.)

P.S. I think Liv Tyler might look ace here too, but can't quite work it out. I also don't mind Stella's outfit. She looks as though she might be doing a bit of a drunk lean against KH's HEAD there but I mean, hell! Who hasn't used a pal's skull as leaning post at some point? In fact Kate had better get used to that when we hook up...

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