Tiiiiim-bbbberrrr

When I think of Timberland I think of this

Or this

Or, god help me, this

And truly the best case scenario would be this. You know, grudgingly kind of cool, but definitely not for me.

But then I deeply appreciated a pair of boots worn by my lovely friend Helen Burnett  and blow me down with a feather if they weren't Timberlands.

Definitely, definitely desirable. Who would have thunk it?

(Images via Timberland)

For Crying Out Loud

(Image via The Sun)

For the love of all that is good in the world...!

I just had some feedback that those boots are a bit "early Girls Aloud". I will not be buying them. They are as good as dead to me.