On the Hoof

(Image via Daily Mail)

I understand what a break up can do to a girl. And much as I don't like to kick someone while they're down I feel the need to make something clear. Nicole, I can assure you, ugly Aztec wedged hoofs are not going to make you feel better.

Pop your pjs on and eat something fashioned out of melted cheese. That'll do the trick.

Neither Here Nor There

OK, I'm in pain. So I'm just going to go ahead and be mean.



With the exception of Cher Lloyd (see below) I really think that Nicole Scherzinger is one of the most terribly styled singers. I mean, she is a pretty girl with an insanely hot body, how difficult should it be to make her look nice?



But the Right There video has really hit a new low. She looks awful. Whether it is the dead Navajo-swan look or the Ali Baba in knee high boots look.

Awful.



And she seems like a nice girl. Is it really necessary?

I reckon she's got a few jealous girls in her camp who are trying to make her look bad. What other reason can there be for these hideous outfits?