Angry as a Cut Snake

(Via River Island)

I tried on this dress yesterday. And I kinda fell for it. I love the length and the snuggliness (it is knitted). But I also love just how sexy it is. It is pretty fitted. Saucy but in a reasonably subtle way. Outline rather than actualities, know what I'm saying.

But does it remind you of this?


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Coz this isn't good. Plus I tried a size down from the one I needed so it might have been a little too snug and a little too much like Amber Rose's creation for comfort. And if you remember what Mrs Rowan commented on it last September I'm pretty sure I don't want to look like a lumpen snake.

It's not a good look, right? So what are your thoughts, people? Amber Rose or rose tinted? AKA - cute or not cute?

The Amber Nectar

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I have clearly taken leave of my senses because I think Amber Rose looks kind of awesome here.

Snake Eyes

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Pretty much.  And choosing an outfit (or should that be body sleeve?) that looks like what happens to snakes when they dislocate their jaws and eat something up that is lumpen and larger than themselves isn't such a great idea either.