On Your Bike

(Image via Miss Selfridge)

I know that you are probably biting your hands and squealing about how much you hate this, and seeing it here I would probably agree. I saw it all styled up in a magazine and it looked really delightful. But it is empirically wrong, isn't it?

The only people that ever really worked a biker jacket probably didn't wear it in blue suede, did they?

For example:

Marlon Brando

James Dean

Arthur Fonzarelli

Ehhhh!!!

Bleurgh!

(Image via Miss Selfridge)

Isn't this the most OBSCENE thing you have ever seen? I had the misfortune to stumble upon it while searching for playsuits (if I am choosing between one cocktail dress and twenty playsuits I need to do the necessary research) and I think it is just a travesty. I do not condone that kind of thing. Not one bit of it.