Caught Red Handed

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Oh Chanel, trust you to come up with the perfect red nail. I will not rest until my nails are buffed and polished and I resemble a Hollywood siren. Hmmm, I might not be resting a while... But my hands will surely look pretty.

Brad Publicity

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Oh dear lord, Brad Pitt's advert for Chanel No. 5 is soooo bad, it makes my skin crawl. I really wish that he hadn't done that. He can't need the money that badly, surely.

Fantasy Playground

As you know I am not a huge fan of Kaiser Karl, but I can't deny that he knows how to put on a show.

Chanel's cruise collection was shown at Versailles and is just delightful.

Enjoy this frothy confection.

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About a Boy

What do you think of Alice Dellal in the Chanel Boy handbag ads?

I think she looks great, but I'm not sure if it is a great match.

I mean, how many girls who look like Alice, or want to look like Alice can afford Chanel?

And would the people who can afford Chanel be inspired to buy it by these ads?

Good Point Well Made(moiselle)

(Via Selfridges)

I know that Keira Knightley isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I think she is awfully pretty. And she looks lovely in the new Coco Mademoiselle ads.

Oui Happy Few

I have just developed my first fashion crush of 2011. The Chanel Oui ring. Isn't it just the very, very most? I'm sure someone will rip it off soon enough. And then it will be mine. Ha, ha! Yes! It will be mine! (Evil cackle...)

Leighton of the Land

(Via Glamour)

Man alive! That is one whole hell of an outfit. Incredible dress. Gold trim up the wazoo (although I'm not so sure about the double cuffs). Beautiful breastplate necklace that clashes delightfully with the gold. Fabulous handbag and killer shoes.

Well, Miss Meester, it appears my faith in you has been rewarded. Ten out of ten. Everyone else within a fifty mile radius must have been seething with jealousy. Good girl!

La Vie en Rose

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I have decided that I don't want my hands to look like a shop mannequin, so I am going to stop lusting after a greige nail and be honest about who I really am. I am a girl who should have a pink nail. I'm not ashamed! And Chanel have kindly come up with this delight, called Riviera. I must have it.