Make No Jones About It

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How utterly delicious is this dress?

It's like armour! Like thousands of enormous titanium sequins welded together to create this glorious, pointy-breasted warrior gown. I imagine that when she walks it sounds like wind blowing through a forest where hundreds of peasants are being decapitated by the sharpest Samurai swords and that it causes fearless fighters to fall helplessly at her feet as she sweeps by.

Keeping up with the Joneses

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I have mostly been indifferent or vaguely horrified by most of the dresses worn at the Emmy's. If I find myself with the time and the inclination I might post the worst offenders.

The delightful Miss January Jones will not be one of them. I can't express how much I adore this dress. I think it is mostly due to the jutting hips. Aren't they divine?