Green Giant

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Call me crazy but I kind of love Jennifer Lopez's cropped and voluminous suit. I don't love the shoes. Not keen in the slightest in fact. And I wish that the trousers didn't have the tight cuffing. But otherwise I think it is pretty interesting and boy does her midriff look good.

Nice Lionels

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Having well and truly whooped the ass of the skinny jean I no longer feel the need to spar with it. So what possible alternative? My attention has wondered to the flare.

Far easier to balance out the generosity of my hips, surely. They would have to be very dark and worn smartly, although not with platform heels as that is just too 70s and J-Lo.



And while I love her (I really do, even her movies, a total sucker for them, I know, I should have kept that quiet, shouldn't I? I have just lost all credibility, haven't I? Shhhh! Maybe no one noticed...) I do find her penchant for a polyester appearing flare ever so slightly disturbing.

But I could rock them, right?