I Heard a Rumer

Ha! I thought the exact same thing when I saw those pictures.

Mind you there are probably moments when the kids roll their eyes to heaven in response to Papa too. (Please see above for details).

Yo Mama

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Man, you do not want Demi "the older I get the hotter I get" Moore as your mother.

Do you?

No.

Quite.

So that's settled, then.

Traina Thought

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This is Vanessa Traina. I don't know who she is, but I like her style. A lot.

Oh, just googled her, she is Danielle Steel's daughter. That possibly might make me love her more.